Cosmetologist's Log: Friday's are busy days. Everybody and their brother wants to look good for the weekend. I don't care how ashy your elbows are, I'm not squeezing you in for deep coco butter treatments on a Friday!

Cosmetologist's Log: Sometimes you get into trouble. Sometimes you ARE trouble. Learn to know the difference. Don't worry. Moxie loves you either way, but don't ask me to post bail. xoxox

Cosmetologist's Log: I had a real shifty client today. At least she kept her suckers to herself. 

Cosmetologists Log: Some hairstyles take lots of teasing. My hairstyle requires flat out bullying! I always say, the bigger the hair the easier it is to spot the landing party. 

Cosmetologist's Log: Just got back from Talos IV. I depleted all of our hair reserves. The replicators couldn't keep up! 

Cosmetologist's Log: You know, Mondays are Mondays. You can always recognize a Monday, even in deep space.