Cosmetologist's Log: The transporter malfunctions A LOT, but what's a body to do? 

Cosmetologist's Log: I am the world's okayest ukulelest! I also play many alien instruments. Of course I use the word "play" loosely. I play at playing. And, I might add, everyone is a critic. 

Cosmetologist's Log: We get all kinds in Salonbay. I've recently had a lot of one of a kind customers; you know the Last of their species. You want to look good when you're endangered. The upside is you set your own beauty standards at that point. 

Cosmetologist's Log: Note to self, always remember to put the safety on your phaser when you store it away. You've ruined way too may wigs. 

Cosmetologist's Log: Sulu not only knows his way around a sword, he knows how to flat top a bouffant. That man has skills. 

Cosmetologist's Log: Whatever you say about Klingon beauty, you have to concede that they have the most advanced spiral perms of anyone in the galaxy. 

Cosmetologist's Log: That Scotty is always the trickster. Let's see what happens the next time he wants a trim. "Oopsy, I slipped. Aw baby, It'll grow back." Hmpf. 

Cosmetologist's Log: Beauty tip, always round off your beauty with a beauty mark. You can use a simple dot, or a Starfleet chevron, or a heart. Be careful though because in trying to make a symmetrical heart you can quickly end up with a large fly shaped beauty mark. Nobody wants that. 

Cosmetologist's Log: If you were feeling a little winded on the upper decks today don't worry; it is only temporary...